Don’t panic. I printed all of wikipedia out last night. Tell me what you want to know and I’ll fax you the page.
LMFAO
Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
Girl: “Awww YES!”
Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!”
Girl: “F**k you.”
Clichés remind and reassure us that we’re not alone, that others have trod this ground long ago.
Miguel Syjuco, Ilustrado




